Weird true BUT

Aussie PM Scott Morrison was at a campaign stop Friday when a man crashed the shindig — dressed as North Korea leader Kim Jong-un.

“This is the most offensive thing I’ve ever seen,” a Morrison aide snapped at the impersonator.

“Excuse me,” “Kim” — whose real name is Lee Howard Ho Wun — barked back. “You don’t tell the supreme leader what to do.”

It’s a real sh---y way to go. An unidentified gardening enthusiast in North Port, Fla., was watering the plants in her backyard Tuesday when she crashed through the lid covering her septic tank.

The 74-year-old woman was found deceased by police who were called in to do a welfare check.

Foul play is not suspected.

This trifle has substance. Jemma Melvin, 31, enjoyed a royal honor Thursday when her lemon Swiss roll with amaretto trifle was selected as the official dessert of Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee, besting 5,000 entries.

Melvin said the pudding is a tribute to three women: her mum, her grand-mum and Her Majesty herself, who served lemon dessert at her wedding in 1947.

A top cop was allegedly living on both sides of the law.

Calvin, Okla., police chief Joe Don Chitwood was busted Thursday on suspicion of dealing meth.

He was arrested when an informant arrived at the chief ’s house to purchase “a small container containing a crystal-like substance.”

Chitwood posted a $25,000 bond and is set to appear on court May 24.

University of Michigan researchers are touting “pee for peonies.”

Professors Nancy Love and Krista Wigginton say that human urine is a nutrient-rich fertilizer and to prove their theory are using it to water peony beds at Nichols Arboretum.

Love published a study calling urine part of the “circular economy of nutrients” essential to sustainable agriculture.