Weird BUT true

It was a shellish commute. Train passengers traveling from Cambridge to Norwich in England were delayed when a giant turtle moseyed onto the tracks.

The 100-pound pet tortoise, named Clyde, escaped from a wildlife center and held up passengers for nearly an hour before he was rescued, according to Network Rail.

He was and taken to a local vet with minor injuries.

When it comes to ads, this one’s a pretty gouda idea.

A wealthy Canadian with an apparently quirky sense of humor paid for a pricey billboard advertising string cheese he wants to “trade” for another object.

Angel Domingo, a former vehicle trader, said he found the Black Diamond Cheese in his fridge when he moved to Toronto and was inspired to do a swap. He said he’s been receiving offers in “droves.”

They’re cool cats. A Tokyo, Japan-based clothing maker is selling new wearable fans for pets amid a sweltering heatwave in the country.

The battery-operated gadget attaches to a mesh outfit, fitted for felines and canines, according to Sweet Mommy, the firm that created the getup.

Neighbors are udder-ly grossed out.

Residents of Houston, Texas, were subjected to “the worst smell” when a truck spilled cow intestines left on a street for hours.

The guts sat on the roadway in the city’s downtown section for nearly 24 hours Wednesday, with the stomach-turning scent making neighbors “gag.”

A 10-foot hunk of junk from Elon Musk’s SpaceX spacecraft crashed into an Australian sheep farmer’s field, according to NASA.

Mick Miners, 48, found the pointy black object — likely a segment that flew off the vessel as it returned from the International Space Station last year— while tending to his herd in New South Wales last week.