New York Post

Weird true BUT

- Ben Kesslen

Your Honor, put the gun down.

A West Virginia judge pulled out a gun while presiding over a court case and seemed to point it at a lawyer, video footage shows.

The lawyer in the crosshairs says she felt threatened and intimidate­d, but apparently an investigat­ion found the judge did nothing wrong and was just moving the gun while on the bench.

It’s a living nightmare. A 42-year-old man in Ghana is in serious condition after he chopped off his penis in his sleep. The man was apparently dreaming he was slaughteri­ng a goat for his wife to make for dinner but chopped off his own member instead.

His wife came home to find him bleeding and took him to the hospital.

Who you gonna call? Goose Busters.

Some Michigan park-lovers have named themselves that after forming a group to remove geese from favorite natural local haunts.

The group, paid by the city of Ann Arbor for its work, uses border collies to chase away geese that have overrun area parks and covered the area in poop.

He knew the tricks of the trade.

A former San Diego vicesquad officer has been charged with running a complex prostituti­on ring.

Retired cop Peter Griffin, 78, allegedly owned and managed five massage parlors that illegally provided clients with sexual services.

Griffin allegedly used his insider knowledge to evade authoritie­s but eventually his luck ran out, and he now faces decades in prison if convicted.

This suit is bananas! A California artist is suing an Italian artist who rose to fame for taping a banana to a wall and calling it art.

Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan is selling versions of his work for six figures, but American Joe Morford says he came up with the idea first in 2000 — yet is seeing none of the cash.

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