NOT A JOKE!
PETE DAVIDSON (below) has left his secret bachelor pad in Brooklyn — and it’s listed for $30,000 a month. The penthouse — revealed exclusively by Gimme Shelter — sits on top of a four-story building at 46 Old Fulton St. The edifice, which dates to around 1925, is in Brooklyn Heights — with sublime views of the city skyline from its private roof terrace. Although Davidson has moved out, legendary Brooklyn pizza joint L&B Spumoni Gardens, of Bensonhurst, is moving in. It’s opening an outpost in the building’s main-floor retail area. The stylish 4,500square-foot penthouse comes with four bedrooms and 3½ baths, along with a massive 1,500square-foot roof deck and private garden with an outdoor kitchen. There’s also a private garage and a keyed elevator. Davidson, 29, made headlines last week when the Mercedes he was driving, with girlfriend and “Bodies Bodies Bodies” co-star Chase Sui Wonders, 26, crashed into a Beverly Hills, Calif. residence — traumatizing a teen girl who was home at the time and thought there was an earthquake. Fortunately no one was hurt, according to reports. The family does not intend to sue the Staten Island-born actor and comedian, who was part of “Saturday Night Live” from 2014 until last year. Davidson had previously lived in a high-rise condo in his native borough — after living in his mom’s basement for a bit — but listed that spread for sale in late 2022 for $1.29 million. (It still remains for sale at that same price.) Early in 2022, Davidson announced he would leave Staten Island for King’s County. This home includes an open living and dining area, a sleek chef ’s kitchen, a separate walk-in laundry room, 11-foot ceilings, motorized shades, hardwood floors and custom closets. The main bedroom is a roomy 1,000 square feet, and boasts an ensuite bath with a large soaking tub and double vanities. The listing brokers are Carl Gambino and Justin Montero of Compass.