Happy Mother’s Day at Fenway

Mother of the Year? Donna Kelce for supporting her son Travis while her other son Jason danced shirtless in front of Taylor Swift? No. Ilhan Omar who was proud of her daughter after she was arrested at Columbia University. No. Mama Kamala Harris for making sure Sleepy Joe Biden made it back to the White House safely every night? No. All worthy, but the runaway winner was South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, who shot her dog because she believed her kids were in danger. Congratulations, Kristi!

Spending the day with Mama and Mrs. Stitches, and hoping the Red Sox pay for the flowers. Sox lost for us Friday, but Brayan Bello is back from his 15-day rehab with the Portland Sea Dogs. The Nats Mackenzie Gore has given up 39 hits in 34 innings. This sick sea dog will play $50 on the Red Sox.

Oh Mama! The O’s were down 4-3. Anthony Santander’s homer tied it. Jordan Westburg’s hit won it. Final 5-4. A winner. Down -783 jasonmomoas.