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Conan

The Hillary Clinton campaign recently released an ad that features clips of Donald Trump praising world dictators. In the video, Trump praises Saddam Hussein, Vladimir Putin and Abby Lee from “Dance Moms.” According to Forbes magazine, in the past year Taylor Swift has earned $170 million. When she heard that, Hillary Clinton said: “I didn’t know she gave speeches.”

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

The L.A. Times just revealed that Bill Clinton has demanded private jets to get to speaking engagements. In their defense, Bill and Hillary need private jets ‘cuz they’re the only planes that can fit ALL of their baggage. In a recent interview, Jeb Bush compared Donald Trump to the Kardashians, saying, quote: “The Kardashians wouldn’t exist if we didn’t enjoy watching them.” When asked who his favorite Kardashian is, Jeb said: “Rob — ‘cuz he’s the brother nobody wants to talk about.” New documents reveal that when Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear, the woman he sent it to was a cleaner, not a prostitute as previously thought. You know, because otherwise it would have been weird.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

It looks like all the controversies are taking their toll, with reports that Trump’s campaign staff feel like they are wasting their time and that Trump’s staff is suicidal. They’d jump off the building, but they’re afraid they’d see the word “Trump” on the way down. Trump and his party raised $82 million last month, much of it from small donations, with supporters pitching in $10 to $25 apiece. And they can feel good knowing that every dollar will help Donald Trump reach his ultimate goal — attack ads against Paul Ryan.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

According to multiple reports, Donald Trump’s campaign staff is getting extremely frustrated by his erratic behavior and unwillingness to stay on message during the campaign. I don’t blame them. Who could have ever guessed he’d do that? He’s usually so low key. Ordinarily, after a candidate wraps up the nomination, he or she pivots to the center to try to attract undecided voters. But this week alone, Trump insulted the parents of a fallen soldier, he called Hillary Clinton the devil, and kicked a baby out of a support rally. I haven’t seen anything like this since Charlie Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour! [Trump] is even picking fights with his fellow Republicans. He has refused to endorse Arizona Sen. John McCain, and refused to endorse Speaker of the House Paul Ryan in their upcoming primaries, even though both of them endorsed him! There’s so much infighting it’s like “The Real Housewives of Orange-Face County.”

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Hillary Clinton has been endorsed by the Wu Tang Clan. And when Hillary heard that, she bowed in appreciation and said she looks forward to working with China. Snoop Dogg appeared on a recent episode of “Family Feud” and was beat out by a rival contestant on a question about marijuana. The question was: “When should you stop smoking it?” A new report says that former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice recently rejected an offer from Donald Trump to be his running mate. When Trump’s people asked why she rejected the offer, she said: “For the last time, I’m Whoopi Goldberg!”