The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

TSA agents aren’t getting paid, and one of them said that morale is approaching “rock bottom.” You can tell TSA agents are depressed, ‘cause when they see mouthwash in your carry-on, they drink it. This weekend, Chris Pratt got engaged to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s daughter. Pratt would’ve proposed sooner, but when he asked Arnold for permission, he had no idea what he said.

It was just confirmed that Maroon 5 is playing this year’s Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah, we get to see Adam Levine at a football game — but somehow, he’ll still have the tightest pants.

Despite the shutdown, the FDA is trying to restart their inspections of “risky” foods. Though so far, it’s just one guy going, “Does this smell bad to you? Try it.”