Know your ill­ness

You won’t find these in a med­i­cal text­book

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Mock Star

Like The­meHospi­tal’s King Com­plex, but ob­jec­tively bet­ter.

NightFever

Disco has risen from the grave, and needs to be put down again.

Light­head­ed­ness

A ter­ri­ble af­flic­tion that… wait, how is he do­ing that with­out a mouth?

Jest Inf ec­tion

A dis­ease nearly as bad as its pun—pa­tients should be put in a tent.

Sh ock­Hor­ror

There’s only one cure for spon­ta­neous shocks. More elec­tro­cu­tion.

Pan­demic

Oth­er­wise known as ‘stu­pid­ity’, Two­Point’s only real-life ail­ment.

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