Know your illness
You won’t find these in a medical textbook
Like ThemeHospital’s King Complex, but objectively better.
Disco has risen from the grave, and needs to be put down again.
A terrible affliction that… wait, how is he doing that without a mouth?
Jest Inf ection
A disease nearly as bad as its pun—patients should be put in a tent.
There’s only one cure for spontaneous shocks. More electrocution.
Otherwise known as ‘stupidity’, TwoPoint’s only real-life ailment.