Taste tests

We could spend this time together examining what’s in the review bag this month. I could explain how Phil has been rampaging through the countryside pretending to be a car, or how Andy has been in Peru pretending to be part of the jungle. Or even how Austin has been pretending to be a zombie from the future, decked out in armor even Liberace would think was “a bit much”. But that would be to ignore a vital piece of late-breaking review news: This lemon tart I bought off a passing dessert trolley is dreadful. Perhaps the trolley driver owns shares in cornstarch thickener. Whatever the reason I am giving this tart 3%. Sprinkles are worth 3%.