Outwit-man 2

I’ve spent over three decades cultivating the image of an irate, tiny lady draped in a monkey cardigan, setting up the perfect disguise for this Hitman mission where I take down the crimelord Phil Savage.

But even with this disguise it has been hard to find an opportunity. For example, I tried blending in with a selection of croissants with the intention of poisoning one, but got distracted by eating croissants. I was going to lurk in the podcast room and take him out with a replica Infinity Gauntlet, but I ended up napping on the sofa. I guess the only option left is to train a dog to steal the security guard’s bomber jacket, then subcontract the security dog to do it instead.