Porterville Recorder

I’m the best last place prognostic­ator in the country

- By CHARLES WHISNAND cwhisnand@portervill­erecorder.com

I used to hate it when some coach trying to keep his job would make some kind of statement like “We’re the best 6-6 team in the country.”

First off being the best 6-6 team in the country doesn’t really get you anything except maybe a trip to the whatever-thelatest-meaningles­s bowl there is so your team can practice another 15 or so times with or without you. By that time your administra­tion has maybe decided to fire you and go with an interim coach.

I mean there isn’t like a tournament for 6-6 teams to determine the best 6-6 team in the country.

Well, now I know how that coach feels. For I’m definitely the best last place prognostic­ator in the country. I mean an 88-64 record through the football season so far I think is actually pretty good.

But in this year’s Prognostic­ators contest, it really doesn’t mean anything. David Horowitz of Horowitz Jewelers is still in first place, having an outstandin­g season after another outstandin­g week. He’s now 10644 after going 8-2 last week.

Dustin Della of Suncrest Bank remains in second after going 8-2 last week and is now 98-52 on the year. J.R. Flores of J.R.’S Barber Shop is in third at 9456 after going 6-4 last week. I also went 6-4 last week but still trail Mary Quijas of Juicy Burger because she went 8-2 last week and is now 93-59 on the year.

The NFL takes over our picks this week but we’re also still picking the Army-navy game, which I consider to be one of the last true, pure rivalries in college football along with the Harvard-yale game.

There are a lot of intriguing NFL games this week, including Buffalo at Pittsburgh and

Houston at Tennessee as these are games as the old cliché goes that have “playoff implicatio­ns.”

As always we encourage our readers to frequent and use the businesses of our prognostic­ators. And as always here’s wishing you have another great week and look for the results of the Prognostic­ators contest every Friday in the Recorder.

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