SAID NO SKIER GIRL EVER: THIS LIFT LINE NEEDS MORE SAUSAGE
Delicious even when cold and half frozen, a single pocket sausage packs 4.666 times as many calories as a single piece of bacon with none of the mess or grease. Simply boil or fry your sausages in the morning, wrap in foil, and away you go. Easy cleanup, no greasy pockets, and no feral dogs gnawing on your $500 jacket.
It also pairs well with cheap beer. Pocket bacon has its place, but modern snowsports are demanding and require a higher caliber food. When the skin track is long and the powder is deep, you’ll be wishing you had a sausage in your pocket.
Just remember to adequately stow your sausage when you go into the day lodge. You wouldn’t want someone to get the wrong idea. –Ed.