SAID NO SKIER GIRL EVER: THIS LIFT LINE NEEDS MORE SAUSAGE

Powder - - POSTHOLE -

De­li­cious even when cold and half frozen, a sin­gle pocket sausage packs 4.666 times as many calo­ries as a sin­gle piece of ba­con with none of the mess or grease. Sim­ply boil or fry your sausages in the morn­ing, wrap in foil, and away you go. Easy cleanup, no greasy pock­ets, and no feral dogs gnaw­ing on your $500 jacket.

It also pairs well with cheap beer. Pocket ba­con has its place, but mod­ern snows­ports are de­mand­ing and re­quire a higher cal­iber food. When the skin track is long and the pow­der is deep, you’ll be wish­ing you had a sausage in your pocket.

Adam Hess

Belling­ham, Wash­ing­ton

Just re­mem­ber to ad­e­quately stow your sausage when you go into the day lodge. You wouldn’t want some­one to get the wrong idea. –Ed.

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