Rappahannock News

Alternate mass shootings solutions

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Last week, Mr. [Robert F.] Klaus stated that, in the wake of recent mass shootings, the only way to avoid a totalitari­an government solution would be to bring back our religious heritage and stop immigrants that only want handouts.

Sounds like one plan . . . but first we would have to amend the Constituti­on to enable religious heritage to come back into government. Then we will need to select the right religious heritage — Christian? Judeo-Christian? Or some other? Then we can start deporting or jailing practition­ers of inappropri­ate religions, like when Baptists were jailed and tortured in the early 1770’s in places like Culpeper before the Constituti­on took effect, because they were preaching an unsanction­ed religion.

Then we can make sure all these immigrants stop freeloadin­g and start working at the really low wages that they deserve for being illegal, such as meat processing plants and luxury golf courses, and all the other jobs no one else wants to do . . . or we can deport them too.

Now we are up to somewhere north of 90 million deported or jailed.

Alternatel­y, we can look to examples of the so many countries in the world that do separate church and state; have effective immigratio­n and refugee policies that take in many times the number of refugees we do; have sensible gun laws that do not provide for any citizen, sane or otherwise, to easily purchase weapons designed only for war; have better healthcare and better standards of living for their citizens; and manage to have less mass shootings in a decade than we do in a given month.

Casey Eitner

Castleton

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