Youngkin’s school ‘divisive practices’ hotline a joke

Governor Youngkin’s new anti-divisiveness hotline has been so busy that I haven’t been able to get through. So I’m writing to warn about a divisive book we need to watch out for. I haven’t read it myself, but I’ve heard about it.

First there’s a character named Noah. The dude is obsessed with climate change. Wastes all the town’s wood to build a boat that is totally unnecessary.

Then there’s a sadist named Abraham who ties up his son, tosses him on a pile of kindling and holds a dagger to the boy’s throat. Yikes. No way our children should be exposed to such violence.

Here’s the worst part: there’s this smart-aleck woke carpenter who wants to, like, turn the world upside down. He goes around knocking over tables and making punchy remarks like: “I am come to set a man at variance with his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.”

Did I mention sex? This book features gang rape, incest, adultery, erotic poetry – the works.

If you hear of anyone owning or, worse, teaching from this book, report them immediately to the state authorities. Above all, don’t let your kids read it!

Scott McBride Sperryville