Beloved Bad Lines
“As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were ever to break wind in the sound chamber, he would never hear the end of it.”
“Corinne considered the colors (palest green, gray, and lavender) and texture (downy as the finest velvet) and wondered, How long have these cold cuts been in my refrigerator?”
The Bulwer-lytton Fiction Contest celebrates purposely preposterous fiction. Above: winning entries posted online from two past honorees.