ZZZZZZZZZZIP IT!

A woman finds herself constantly awakened at night by her boyfriend talking in his sleep. So since she’s up, she decides to record what he’s saying. Here are some of his midnight ramblings: “No, octopus, you can’t do that!” “Spaghetti is hair for meatballs.” “Where are my pancakes, penguin?” “I won’t. The toilet said no.” “Butterfly, you made a mistake walking in front of me.” “But I wanna be Mary Poppins.” “Do you know where the TV remote is? No? I’ll just ask the duck.”