The Beach Toy That Proves Bigger Isn’t Always Better

“We took this ball to the beach, and after close to two hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about ten fun-filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it hurtling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sandcastles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families ... Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida Panhandle.”

This customer panned the Beach Behemoth 12-Foot Pole-to-pole Beach Ball, but his vivid review gets five stars.