Witty You Doing on Facebook?

Facebook Post: Can’t wknds be longer? Response: Yes, weekends.

(Two Facebook friends held this global exchange.)

Amanda: Luisa, I am hungary.

Luisa: Maybe you should czech the fridge. Amanda: I’m russian to the kitchen.

Luisa: Maybe you will find some turkey. Amanda: We have some, but it’s covered in greece.

Luisa: Ew, there is norway you can eat that. Amanda: I think I’ll settle for a can of chile. Luisa: I would love a canada chile as well. Amanda: Denmark your name on the can.

Facebook was founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg and friends in their Harvard dorm room. Now everyone—from kids to parents to Russian trolls—has a Facebook account on which they can whine or heckle whomever they like.