One-liners Written in the Shower

“Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.” —poopypiratemcgee

“They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just rerelease the original.” —Flylikeamouse

“This ‘spring forward’ thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2 p.m. on Monday.” —Wobbles42

These posts are from “Showerthoughts,” a channel on reddit.com that proves that not all “Redditors” are mad.