Phony Baloney Headlines

“World’s scientists admit they just don’t like mice”

“Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music”

“40,000 pounds of salsa spill on I-10 near Cabazon, California. CHIPS respond.”

“ime travel. Quantum experiment proves t”

Because the Internet is where most of us get our news, it’s a great source for parodies too. The first two headlines are from the satirical site theonion.com. The last two are from fark.com, a news aggregator launched in 1999 that invites “Farkers” to write funny headlines for the news.