Go Ahead, Razz Your Customers

“Your time is wasted managing a social media account.” —Consumer to Moonpie’s Twitter account

“Buddy, it’s Saturday night and you’re talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the Internet.” — @Moonpie back to consumer

“Wendy’s needs to get rid of the square burger. It seems a little too … artificial.” — @Cooperdfranklin

“Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.” — @Wendys