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“No,” says Joe. “I just decided to quit drinking.” —247sports.com
A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased’s wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods.
The man clears his throat and says, “Plethora.”
The widow smiles appreciatively. “Thank you,” she says. “That means a lot.”
—Rob Kiener Stowe, Vermont
I didn’t realize how broke I was until someone stole my identity and it ruined her life. —KATE DAVIS, comedian Your joke could be worth $$$. For details, go to rd.com/submit.