THE CAT’S MEOW

If you nod knowingly at these tweets, you’re a cat person: I like to sleep on the left side of the bed, and my cat likes to sleep on the left side of the bed. So we compromised, and I sleep on the right side of the bed. — @julietrouge I feel like 90 percent of having a cat is saying, “Where is the cat?” — @the_rug A guy I was dating sat down on the couch next to me. I proceeded to whisper “That’s the cat’s spot” to myself. @christyshark89 Sometimes I’ll ask my cats, “Are you a good kitty?” They just look at me, and my wife will say, “Answer your father.” — @tastefactory