DUMB CUSTOMERS

Found this gem of an e-mail in the inbox today:

Client: Hello. My fiancée and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across. We want a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced, since we would not need the photos in that situation. Please let me know if this is something you have in your contract or would be willing to add. Thank you! —clientsfromhell.net

A customer came to the counter and wanted to buy a Big Mac. When I told her we didn’t have those, she asked for a Whopper instead. I told her we didn’t have those either, and she got mad at me and walked away. I work at KFC. —pleasefireme.tumblr.com

Three designers share their oddest client requests:

✦ I want you to build me an app store. Like the Apple App Store, but better.

✦ The roast duck on the menu looks kind of dull. Can you make it look more alive and happy?

✦ Can you please move the image up a tad and down a hair? —clientsfromhell.net When you’re a cop, Joe and Jane Public are your clients. And on occasion you can expect bizarre 911 calls such as these. ✦ A woman requested to talk with a police officer because her housekeeper wasn’t putting her towels away properly.

✦ Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.

✦ During a disturbance call, a man gave an officer a false name and was