EVERYONE’S A CRITIC

Feel like renting a good movie? Don’t waste your time with these hits, say reviewers on Amazon:

back to the future part ii:

“This was the most unrealistic load of junk that one could ever see in their life. Time travel is only possible at 180,000 miles per second, not 88 miles per hour.”

free willy: escape from pirate’s cove:

“How many times must Willy be freed before he’s freed?”

grease:

“Good movie but not for family. Too many indawendos.”

harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone:

“It’s not believable.”

mission: impossible— rogue nation:

“Fifth film in the franchise, and they finish the mission and win the day. I’m not convinced these films should be called Mission: Impossible anymore, because they’re clearly not.”

pitch perfect:

“What is wrong with filmmakers today? This film has captured my daughter’s flights of fancy, and now she thinks she can sing.”

the wolf of wall street:

“There were no wolves in this movie.”