THE TAO OF DILBERT

No one knows the drudgery of office work better than Scott Adams’s comic strip star, who turns 30 this year: “Work is for losers. A winner says ‘That’s on my list’ and never commits to a deadline.” “Are you aware that all jobs require you to do things you’d rather not do? That’s why they have to pay you.” “Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they’ve done.”