Laugh Lines

Good Clean Fun

I don’t see why I should have to clean the shower. In my opinion, it’s the shower’s job to clean me. —twitter@warmyellowlight

When your wife asks what’s on TV, dust is not the right answer. —twitter@runoldman

My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It’s supposed to prevent streaking. —twitter@weirdralph

Not sure who this “dry-clean only” shirt thinks it’s dealing with. —twitter@ohnoshetwitnt

Dishwasher broke, so now I’m washing them all by hand like some sort of motherless Disney princess. —twitter@robin_991

It’s funny how your parents tell you it’s their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too. —twitter@causticbob