COMICS OF THE WORLD, UNITE

If Karl Marx were still alive, he would be 200 years young. Since few men in history could have benefited more from a sense of humor, we collected these jokes in his honor:

✦ Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

✦ How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning? All the red flags.

✦ What is the difference between capitalism and socialism? In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.

✦ Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party? Chairman Meow.

✦ A frightened man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.” “Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.” “I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”