NEVER SAY NEVER
... unless it’s part of a clever collection of quotes called Never! 750+ Things You Should Never Do,
Never give up your seat for a lady. That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
- Milton Jones Comedian
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. —Dave Barry, humorist
Never answer an anonymous letter. —Yogi Berra, baseball player
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.
—Quentin Crisp, author
Never get annoyed if your neighbor plays music at 2 a.m. Call him
at four and tell him how much you enjoyed it.
Peter Darbo, film director
Never get between a female grizzly and one of her young, particularly if he’s just told her that he intends to drop out of college to focus on his band.
—Andy G. Ihnatko, journalist
Never slap a man while he is chewing tobacco.
—Will Rogers, humorist