If Kids Wrote the Dictionary ...

My daughter doesn’t know the word braces, so she calls them “tiny jails for your teeth.”

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My two-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a “wee woo truck,” and now I don’t even remember what the right name is anymore.

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I’m not saying that my daughter is overly dramatic. I’m just reminding you that she calls tears “wet drops of sad.”

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