Coming Clean

Deodorant? No, I’ve never needed to buy any. People just give it to me, complete

strangers sometimes.

— @Sainted61

Dry shampoo is the equivalent of unicorn

blood for hair—it’ll keep it alive, but it’ll be a half life, a cursed life.

— @elliepeek

My twins hate to brush their teeth. So I just

convinced them that it’s fun to brush someone else’s teeth. Problem

solved.

— @hunz74

The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a bodywash called Knees & Toes disappoints me.

— @Therealsassy1

I’m sick of men’s 3-in-1 bodywash-shampoo-conditioner. Throw toothpaste in there. — @Comradtwitty

Dove chocolate tastes so much better than their soap.

— @Revsventv