A (VERY) LONG SHOT

About 10 percent of Americans fill out a March Madness bracket for a pool at the office or with friends. Here are some signs you won’t be winning any prizes for yours:

✦ You think Gonzaga is a euphemism.

✦ Your Final Four includes the University of Phoenix and Hogwarts.

✦ Your top seed? Sesame.

✦ Your “Which mascot would win in a fight?” methodology yielded a showdown between the Long Island University Ninja Pirates and the Iona Chuck Norrisses.

—Humorlabs.com