Life in These United States
On a trip to a rural Irish village, a friend of mine stopped off at the only shop in town to buy a newspaper. However, all it had was the previous day’s edition. “Excuse me,” he asked the shop owner, “do you have today’s newspaper?”
“Yes, I do,” answered the man. “It’ll be here tomorrow.”
—H.h.via
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My wife often surprises me with her unusual perspective on life, but never more so than when she walked outside one breezy afternoon, threw open her arms, and announced, “I love living on a planet with wind!” —Bill Spencer
Cullowhee,
North Carolina
After our Siamese kitten ran up our expensive curtains, snagging them, my wife took him to the veterinarian to have him neutered, hoping it would calm him down. A few weeks later, my sister-in-law