THE OFFICE-LINGO-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY

✦ Keyboard plaque:

The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.

✦ Mouse potato:

The online, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

✦ stress puppy:

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

✦ tourist:

Someone who takes training classes just to get a vacation from his or her job.

✦ treeware:

Hacker slang for printed documentation.

✦ uninstalled:

A euphemism for being fired.

—Berkeley.edu