THANKS, KIDS …

On this Mother’s Day, let’s not forget just how much Mom has had to put up with over the years.

✦ No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his mother in a public restroom.

— @Lhlodder

✦ While I was applying face cream, my husband asked our daughter what I was doing. She yelled back, “She’s applying Oil of Delay.” —MJ Robarts

Punta Gorda, Florida

✦ Scene: Family at the dining room table

Daughter: Mom, is there any more open wine?

Me: In the wine fridge.

Daughter: There’s a wine fridge?

Son: That’s what she calls the fridge. —Kathy Nieman

Mequon, Wisconsin

✦ My four-year-old threw a wrapper on the floor. I told him to pick it up and put it where it belonged. He put it in my purse.

— @mommajessiec

✦ Five-year-old: Just one more question! What are the lines on your forehead?

Me: ...

Five-year-old: Now they look angry.

— @Paigekellerman