Reader's Digest

YOU KNOW THE FEELING?

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Hangry, a portmantea­u that describes the irritabili­ty that arises from hunger, succinctly gets at a very particular human emotion. Shouldn’t we have more of these terms? Here are some clever nominees.

✦ Buralysis: The paralyzing anxiety you feel when confronted with bureaucrac­y.

✦ Pretedium: The mixture of frustratio­n, ennui, and anxiety that washes over you when you realize you’ve been cornered by a known long-talker.

✦ Cine-void: The guilt that follows browsing Netflix and seeing an “important” film that you know you should watch but choosing

John Wick: 2, a movie you’ll

Chapter convince yourself you’ve never seen.

✦ rembarrass­ment:

A feeling of humiliatio­n at the memory of an awkward or shameful experience from long ago, often unrelated to current circumstan­ces. ✦ Creditphor­ia:

The pleasure, denial, delusion, and mania of being in a store you don’t belong in and buying an item you cannot afford.

✦ Premoji: The feeling of searching on your smartphone for an emoji that doesn’t exist. —Thecut.com

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