BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MR. PLOW

Minnesota’s Department of Traffic asked residents to suggest names for its eight new snowplows, then let residents pick their favorites. And the winner was … Plowy Mcplowface. Does that odd moniker leave you cold? Maybe you’ll warm up to these nominees, even though none of them made the cut:

✦ C-3psnow

✦ Edward Blizzardhands

✦ Flake Superior

✦ For Your Ice Only

✦ Lake Snowbegone

✦ Mary Tyler More Snow