GETTING EVEN WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE
✦ I know it sounds mean, but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
— @Theboydp
✦ I now charge my wife for finding things for her that are in plain sight.
— @Fatherwithtwins
✦ Instead of telling my husband I’m annoyed with him, I’m just gonna put strawberries in a salad.
— @Lizhackett
✦ My husband ticked me off, so I sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 72 degrees.
— @not_thenanny
✦ The next time my linguist boyfriend ticks me off, I’m just gonna say “irregardless” and see what he does.
— @aubviouslynot