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These hiring managers took to reddit.com to share the oddest job candidates they’ve interviewed.

✦ “What about the job interests you?” “What job do you mean?” “This job, the job you applied for ...” “What job is this again? What do you do here?”

✦ She listed all of her ex-boyfriends who currently worked there and said she couldn’t wait to see the looks on their faces when she showed up to work.

✦ “And what do you think you could bring to this role?” “Hire me and find out.” We stopped the interview then and there.

✦ See if you can decipher this applicant’s so-called mission statement: “Along with my detail oriented and organizational skills, I will bring encourage team to work cooperatively and creativity to provide an understanding the visual aspects of our work.”

✦ “I see you managed a vegetarian restaurant.” “What?”

“It says here you managed a vegetarian restaurant.” “Oh, I guess I did write that. Not really, though. My girlfriend had an art exhibition, and I organized the sandwiches for the opening. They were vegetarian.”