THE SWEET BIRD OF YOUTH HAS ARTHRITIS
People on Reddit recall the moment they realized, Hey, I’m no longer young!
✦ When I went through the house yelling to the kids, “When you leave a room, turn the light OFF!”
✦ When I dislocated my jaw yawning.
✦ When sons of football players I watched growing up got drafted into the NFL.
✦ As I left a bar and waited outside for my husband to come out, I thought, We’re the oldest people here by ten years at least. Then, to my relief, I saw an old guy in the crowd. Then, to my horror, I realized the old guy was my husband.