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Facebook user Eric Alper shared this list he found in his Lyft driver’s car:

Welcome to Cameron’s car!!! To ensure the best ride possible for you, I have prepared a menu of the various types of rides I offer. Just choose one, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. :)

1. The Awkward Ride – You ignore this menu completely, then we will sit in silence for the remainder of the ride.

2. The Funny Ride – I tell you jokes or entertaining stories from my life.

3. The Silent Ride –

4. The Creepy Ride – I don’t say anything but I keep staring at you in the rearview mirror.

5. The Karaoke Ride – We rock out to hits from the ’80s, early 2000s, or literally whatever you want.

6. The Bubbles Ride – We blow bubbles the whole time.

7. The Small Talk Ride – We talk about how crazy the weather’s been lately and I ask if you caught the game last night.

8. The Therapy Ride – You tell me your problems, and I listen.

9. The Drunk Ride – You throw up in my car.

10. The Cliché Ride – You ask me how long I’ve been driving for Lyft.

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