Red Eye Chicago

ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMIN

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While we’re impressed by the high-tech changes coming to the $100 bill, RedEye has a few other suggestion­s for embedding:

Lightning detector. (Hey, Ben Franklin’s on it, right?) iPod charger. Instead of 650,000 tiny lenses, tiny scissors to trim Ben’s mullet.

Coupon for a free Philly cheesestea­k.

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