Richmond Times-Dispatch

A fond and fizzy farewell

TaB devotee’s family raises a rare can in her memory

- BY JOHN KEILMAN

CHICAGO— Kathleen Berger died in May from coronaviru­s-related causes, leaving behind eight kids and a legacy encapsulat­ed by a bright pink soda can.

Berger, who was 73, was a voracious consumer of TaB, the saccharin-infused cola known for its distinctiv­e packaging, vaguely metallic taste and aerobic-studio vibe. Introduced in 1963 by the Coca-Cola Co., it was once the nation’s dominant diet soda, producing a legion of fans so hard-core they called themselves TaBaholics.

But TaB lost its mojo over the decades, surpassed by Diet Coke and other carbonated descendant­s, and Coke finally dispatched the brand in October with a eulogy of buzzwords. (“We’re prioritizi­ng bets that have scale potential across beverage categories, consumer need states and drinking occasions.”)

The retirement led to hoarding that soon made TaB, which was already hard to find, as rare as a white truffle. The asking price on eBay for a single can initially skyrockete­d to $25.

Berger, whose TaBaholism was second to none, would have recoiled at such a markup.

That left her children, who are spread from Seattle to suburban Boston to Elmhurst, Ill., with a challenge: locate enough TaB in the wild so they could give a final, video chat-enabled salute to their mother.

“We were all like, ‘All right, let’s go out and try to find some, and then we’ll do this toast to Mom,’ ” said one of her sons, Matt. “And then none of us could find it anywhere.”

TaB was a product of the “Mad Men” era, concocted to compete with Royal Crown Cola’s Diet Rite. Coke’s marketers portrayed it as a weightloss elixir and beauty enhancer, as an early commercial made clear.

“Have a shape he can’t forget,” a male voice purred as a lithesome tennis player tossed a ball on an empty court. “TaB can help.”

Within a decade, TaB took the lead in the diet soda wars, achieving a popularity it would keep well into the 1980s.

Chicago restaurant executive Emlyn Thomas had a youthful initiation. In high school, after his girlfriend teased him about his weight, he went on a diet of unbuttered popcorn and TaB. He was quickly smitten, pink can and all.

“It had a very strange, tinny, almost bitter taste to it,” he said. “They tried to change it at one point and make it sweeter, and people rebelled.”

(Another devotee referred to the hint of citrus and how “the carbonatio­n kind of had more of a burn to it.”)

Berger, a writer who spent most of her time raising her children in

Lake Forest, Connecticu­t and Massachuse­tts, started drinking TaB in the 1970s after going on the Scarsdale diet, a high-protein, low-carb weight-loss regimen.

“TaB was kind of her treat to get through it,” Matt recalled. “She ended up losing a whole bunch of weight and never gave up the habit.”

She drank several cans a day and sometimes walked around the house singing the jingle, keeping her allegiance even as the soda grew hard to find. After having a stroke in her 50s, Berger’s short-term memory grew foggy, but her kids found that when they offered her a TaB, the years snapped back into focus.

“You could tell she was super-excited about it,” said another son, Jonah.

“It was like she reverted back to being her younger self when she would have a TaB. I think for her it brought back really good memories of when she was healthier.”

Berger spent her final months in a nursing home outside Boston, and when COVID-19 swept through in the spring, she became ill. Her family could only visit through a window before she died May 20.

When the nursing home returned her belongings, her children discovered two cans of TaB among the items. That planted a germ of an idea that flowered when Coca-Cola said in October that TaB, which long ago was displaced by Diet Coke as the company’s calorie-conscious flagship, would be discontinu­ed.

That didn’t sit well with TaBaholics, especially Derick Garr, of Kirksville, Mo., whose love for the soda runs so deep that his personaliz­ed license plate says “TAB BOI.”

He started a Facebook group in 2012 called “Bring TaB! Soda back to ALL store shelves!” when the soda became so rare in his small town that he had to drive three hours to Kansas City to find it.

A Coca-Cola spokeswoma­n said there are no plans to revive the brand.

“We understand that this has caused disappoint­ment for TaB fans, and we want to let them know that we do appreciate their passion for the original ‘pink pioneer,’ “she said.

When the news of TaB’s demise broke, Berger’s kids joked in a group chat that the soda had gone under because their mom was no longer around to support it. But that led to a serious plan.

“We all said that we should try to find some to have one last TaB for Mom, because she’d be so upset” by the discontinu­ation, Matt said. “The perfect way to end TaB and to [honor] mymom’s time on the earth was to toast her with a TaB.”

So they set off to find some, only to discover that store shelves from Boston to Chicago to Seattle had been stripped clean. They posted pleas on social media and received commiserat­ion and suggestion­s on where to look, but for days, none of the tips panned out.

Then Sarah Berger Kennie, who lives in Elmhurst, got a heads-up that the Schnucks grocery store in DeKalb might yet have a supply. She dutifully called, and the man who answered the phone checked the shelves. A single 12-pack remained.

Kennie asked him to hold it, put her 3-yearold son Carter in the car and made the hourlong drive west, half-believing the soda would be gone when she arrived. But sure enough, she walked in and found it waiting at the selfchecko­ut line in all its pink splendor.

“It was an overwhelmi­ng feeling,” she said. “Kind of a happy/sad-type situation.”

Soon, the soda was in the hands of her siblings, who gathered around their webcams for the toast.

“TaB’s jingle said it was for beautiful people,” Matt said from his home in Seattle. “Well, they were right. You truly were a beautiful person inside and out, and we love you and miss you very, very much.”

Kennie and her husband, J.R., raised their cans and took a sip as Carter bounced around the living room. In a few minutes it was done and everyone signed off, leaving Kennie with a fizzy afterglow that no caffeine can achieve.

“I know my mom would have loved that I did that for her,” she said. “It’s definitely a good feeling.”

 ?? CHICAGO TRIBUNE ?? Kathleen Berger drank several cans of TaB every day and sometimesw­alked around the house singing the soda commercial’s jingle, keeping her allegiance evenas TaB grewhard to find. After a stroke in her 50s, Berger’s short- term memory grewfoggy, but when her kids offered her a TaB, the years snapped back into focus.
CHICAGO TRIBUNE Kathleen Berger drank several cans of TaB every day and sometimesw­alked around the house singing the soda commercial’s jingle, keeping her allegiance evenas TaB grewhard to find. After a stroke in her 50s, Berger’s short- term memory grewfoggy, but when her kids offered her a TaB, the years snapped back into focus.
 ?? CHICAGO TRIBUNE ?? In October, Sarah Berger Kennie had a TaB toastwith husband J.R. and 3-year- old son Carter, along with siblings who joined a video call in memory of their mom.
CHICAGO TRIBUNE In October, Sarah Berger Kennie had a TaB toastwith husband J.R. and 3-year- old son Carter, along with siblings who joined a video call in memory of their mom.

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