All About Joe Manchin

I will tell you one thing he wants: Money from our donors [“What Joe Manchin Wants,” RS 1352]. And if he doesn’t figure out that he needs to be supportive and not a dick about every single thing very soon, he’s not going to get any more of it.

—Robert Balogh-Robinson, via Facebook

He wants only one thing and only one thing: to be re-elected. That’s all that matters. The rest? Not so much.

—Daisy WufWuf, via Twitter