SEDUCE YOUR EX—AND THEIR NEW PARTNER

Maybe your ex is the one who got away. Maybe they’re the cold-blooded snake who left your heart a desiccated husk of freezer-burned nothingness. Either way, if they have somebody new and you don’t, it’s important to show there are no hard feelings. You’re all consenting adults, right? Let’s face it, you and your ex’s new bedmate probably have way too much in common, besides no taste and appallingly low standards. So if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Maybe it’ll be a messy fling. Maybe it’ll be a scandalous scene. Or, hell, maybe this little ménage could bring some extremely undeserved joy into all three of your lives. Never say never.