THE FINALISTS

“They’re celebrating the fact that we’re having turkey for dinner this week.”

Holly Hamel, Carlsbad “He’s playing Dylan’s ‘Lay Lady Lay.’”

Larry Salvadori, San Diego “That just ain’t kosher.”

Deborah Attwood, Kensington

“Hey, it’s tough to make a living in this new pig economy.” Alex Perriello, Carlsbad

“This is nothing! That’s his car over there.” Ron Choularton, North Park

“I left my copy of ‘Animal Farm’ lying around and now this.” Mark Heinze, San Diego

“Hammy Hagar and the Yardbirds are practicing for Farm Aid XXXVI.”

David Kahan, San Diego

“Charlotte’s Web 2.”

Joel Levin, seventh grade, Pacific Beach Middle School

“So that’s why the chickens crossed the road.” Lily Hiro, fifth grade, Double Peak School “He’ll be singin’ a different tune come Christmas time.”

Matt Smith, University Heights “Some pig.”

Craig Claytor, Rancho Peñasquitos

“Yup ... all my pigs got Charlotte doing their PR now.” Amanda Tubbs, Vista

“She named him Dylan and now all he plays is ‘Maggie’s Farm.’” Bill Snider, Clairemont

“Is pig latin a new Grammy category?” Susan Levin, San Diego

“This is the road show for ‘Hamilton’?” Anton C. Gerschler, Carlsbad

“He’s always been a big ham.” Sandra Hunter, Rancho Peñasquitos

“He’s hoping his protest songs will get people to go vegan.” Paulette Robinson, San Diego “Wait ’til Fern sees this.”

Noah Acera, seventh grade, Good Shepherd Catholic School

“Is he really that entertaining?”

Tannyr Ray, second grade, Murray Manor Elementary