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David Bisby, Chula Vista “Just a heads up, in American football, you can use your hands.”

Carl Walker, Encinitas “Looks like you caught the In-hale Mary, dear.”

Glenn Sherman, San Marcos “Don’t swallow your false teeth.”

George Bullette, Rancho Santa Fe “So this is what you call smash-mouth football?”

Jimmy Groves, San Diego “I never understood why someone would yell ‘Heads up!” when the ball was coming.”

Sue Gralla, Oceanside “I knew we should’ve gone to the Padres game instead.”

Sam Moothart, Tierrasanta “I warned you about end zone seats.”

Rick Marrone, Scripps Ranch “Wouldn’t you rather have a hot dog?”

Larry Osterink, Del Mar “I told you to stop screaming at the Raiders quarterback.”

Richard Drutman, San Marcos “Can’t take your eyes off the cheerleaders, can you?”

Chris Manard, San Marcos “I warned you not to yell, ‘Is this one underinflated too?’”

John Mcdonnell, Imperial Beach