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A very angry woman stormed into her doctor’s office. “Yesterday, when I was having my procedure, someone stole my wig,” she declared.

The doctor and staff tried to calm her down.

“I can assure you that no one here would have done such a thing,” said the doctor. “Why do you think it was taken here?” “After the operation,” replied the woman, “I noticed the wig I was wearing looked cheap and ugly.”

“I think,” responded the doctor, “your cataract operation was a success.”