San Francisco Chronicle - (Sunday)
CHRON QUIZ
1 A statewide pandemic poll found what?
A: Big majority wants SIP rules dropped B: A third know someone close who’s jobless
C: A quarter think Bill Gates created the bug
2 All that tear gas does what?
A: Worsens nearsightedness for good B: Weakens resistance to coronavirus C: Can change hair color
3 What’s happening with Sweden’s go-easy COVID controls?
A: Few hitches with approach B: Same level as neighbor countries C: One of the highest death rates in the world
4 How did Canada PM Justin Trudeau draw notice?
A: Finally shaved skunky beard
B: Went silent for 21 seconds when asked about Trump
C: Bought snowbird winter home in Vegas
5 What’s the trendy garb for “altright” tough guys?
A: Blue camo shorts. It’s summer B: Aloha shirts. Sorry, Hawaii C: Full MAGA red to leave no doubt
6 What happened to 73 cars at an East Bay dealer?
A: Went missing during night protests B: Elon Musk bought them
C: Freak hailstorm ruined them all
7 What’s up with S.F.’s super-high rents?
A: Jumped by 15% as job hunters arrive B: About the same though checks bouncing
C: Dropped by 9% because of layoffs, moves
8 Who is Christo?
A: Fact checker for Mark Zuckerberg B: An astronaut sent up last week C: Conceptual artist who died last week
9 Why is it a bad idea to loot iPhones?
A: Apple may track the location B: Cupertino HQ can blow them up C: New model coming. Who wants a swiped one?
10 The last meal found in a 100-million-year-old dinosaur stomach?
A: Leaves and plants B: Caveman with sprained ankle C: Rival dino