Christie’s plan would deliver us to lunacy
Chris Christie’s plan to track immigrants like FedEx tracks packages comes with its own slogan: When your idea to combat illegal immigration absolutely, positively has to be the most ridiculous of them all.
The 2016 GOP presidential hopeful wants help from the private sector in tracking illegal immigrants who overstay visas. At a recent town hall, Christie claimed that the U.S. government can’t track the undocumented and cited a shipping company that does a better job tracking packages.
“I’m going to have Fred Smith, the founder of FedEx, come work for the government for three months,” the New Jersey governor said. “Just come for three months to Immigration and Customs Enforcement and show these people” how to track the undocumented.
You would think that a former U.S. attorney would know that, when it comes to finding illegal immigrants, ICE is no slouch. This is the same bunch that found and deported more than 2.5 million people in less than seven years.
“You go online and at any moment, FedEx can tell you where that package is,” Christie continued. “Yet we let people come into this country with visas, and the minute they come in, we lose track of them. We need to have a system that tracks you from the moment you come in and then when your time is up — however long your visa is — then we go get you and tap you on the shoulder and say, ‘Excuse me, it’s time to go.’ ”
Excuse me, Governor. It’s time for your reality check.
Finding visa overstayers isn’t the problem. The problem is that it’s often more difficult to remove these people because over time they’ve put down roots, started businesses and learned about their rights. So immigration agents prefer the low-hanging fruit of border crossers.
Also, given that FedEx tracks packages with scanners and bar codes, where does Christie plan to imbed the bar code on immigrants? On their foreheads? Perhaps it’ll be a microchip implanted under their skin like we do with dogs.
Everything is wrong with that. In fact, it didn’t take long for some of my Jewish friends to point out that there’s been a low-tech version of this sort of thing before. And this is the biggest mistake of all. Treating technology as our savior only perpetrates the narrative that a roomful of smart people could discern what’s broken with our immigration system and fix it.
That’s not so. This is not an engineering problem; this is a political problem. And until our elected leaders stop demagoguing immigrants, ditch simplistic solutions, stop dealing with immigration as a cultural phenomenon when it is an economic one, and help Americans kick our addiction to immigrant labor, we can implant bar codes in millions of illegal immigrants and nothing will change.
That is, other than our national character and who we are as Americans. That will be mangled beyond recognition.